assorted garbage ala xenocide
i guess you could join if you like, keep this place active while im dead
i occasionally eat live birds
Just threw this together pretty quickly. :D
Meet Santa's Elves.
They're small, they're somewhat adorable, and they want to latch onto your leg and rip the skin and muscle from the bone with their bare teeth.
Our jolly ol' Saint Nick can summon these at will. They act as projectile weapons, when Santa throws them...they also act as instant-heals, when Santa EATS THEM ALIVE.
But, they don't mind. They lost their minds a long time ago. Whatever Santa wants, Santa gets.
And, these Elves are more than happy to oblige.